I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Blood and glitter go together right?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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