She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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