yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
where does the pee come out of this thing
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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