i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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