I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The uberlube is also flammable
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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