Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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