You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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