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He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
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