Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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