Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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