Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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