i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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