I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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