My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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