OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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