Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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