What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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