if only i could text you this smell
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You left your phone here
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