you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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