playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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