RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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