New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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