I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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