Dual....:-)
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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