i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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