I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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