do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Porn is love you can see.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I can't turn off my feet"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
