Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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