The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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