This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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