More tranny stories later!
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
