Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
