okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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