so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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