easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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