in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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