so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Success! We fucked roommates!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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