Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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