Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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