I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i've created a new STD.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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