i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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