am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
