alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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