last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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