you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She tied me up with her honor cords...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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