Pappa wants mamma naked
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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