Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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