I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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