Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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