i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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