are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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