you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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