I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I puked a lego.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
it was like having sex with a tree stump
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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