ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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