This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
