some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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